Want some whisky in your water?

Sugar in your tea?

Whats all these crazy questions they're asking me?

This is the craziest party that could ever be,

Don't turn on the lights cuz i don't wanna see.



Mamma told me not come

Mamma told me not come

She said,

That aint the way to have fun-son



Open up the window let some air into this room,

I think i'm almost choking from the smell of stale perfume,

And the cigarette your smoking, bout to scare me half to death,

Open up the window let me catch my breath.



Mamma told me not come

Mamma told me not come

She said,

That aint the way to have fun-son

That aint the way to have fun-son



Radio is blastin', someones knocking at the door,

I'm looking at my girlfriend, she just passed out on the floor,

I've seen so many things i aint never seen before,

Don't know what it is but i don't wanna see no more.



Mamma told me not come

Mamma told me not come

She said,

That aint the way to have fun

That aint the way to have fun-son



Mamma told me

Mamma told me

Mamma told me

Mamma told me

Mamma told me not come

Mamma told me not come

She said,

That aint the way to have fun

That aint the way to have fun-son