Well, I did see a man on a bicycle

riding through heavy snow

his wife said, hey kids what the heck is he doing,

everyone laughed till they cried



Fait vos jeux madam

(and) Hey monsieur, place your bets

Love is a sure thing and these dice never lie

Fait vos jeux madam

hey monsieur, I can bet

10 to 1 you're as crazy as I



Well, I did see my father walking

walking without any clothes down by the banks of that big Red Deer River

holding an old fishing pole

My father was a man

once ran an army, he loved his children

but his duty came first

till one day when I bought him a bicycle he said,

"kiss my ass, I'm as free as a bird"



Fait vos jeux, madam

(and) Hey monsieur, place your bets

Love is a sure thing and these dice never lie

Fait vos jeux madam

(and) Hey monsieur, I can bet

10 to 1 you're as crazy as I