Let us put man and woman together

And see which one is smarter

Some say man, but I say no

The woman got the man like a puppet show



It ain't me, it's the people that say

The men are leadin' the women astray

But I say that the women today

Are smarter than man in every way

Well that's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter



Little boy sat down and cried

An old man passin' asking him why, he said

I can't do what the big boys do

Old man sat down and he cried too



Ain't me, it's the people that say

The men are leadin' the women astray

But I say, that the women today

Are smarter than man in every way



That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter



That's right, the women are smarter

That's right, the women are smarter



Well that's right, the women are smarter

Smarter than man in every way