[chorus:] marc payson,marc payson, marc payson is
a drunk

at 8 am he has a beer,at 9 am he has a beer,at 10
am he has a beer,he's a

fucking queer

at 1pm he has a beer,at 2 pm he has a beer,at 3
pm he has a beer,then he goes

to work

[chorus]

he always shows up drunk to work,he always shows
up drunk to meetings,he's

always drunk around the house,i'm glad you got
kicked out

what's up with your hairline,your saxophone is
doing fine,you're 25 your kid

is 9,and your father just died

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