(She's gonna sing, and you're gonna listen!

One, two, one two three four...)



Margaret, back in junior high

Margaret, all yellow curled

She was the most popular girl

Margaret, she was beautiful

Margaret developed first

We all thought she had all the luck in the word

She never noticed me, what could I give her

I knew someday I would have to forgive her

Ooo Margaret, Dear Margaret



Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo (etc)

Such a lucky girl

Doo, doo, doo (etc)

How could I, ever forget, Margaret



Meanwhile, ten years later

Margaret moved to West Hollywood

We all thought she could make it if anyone could

Margaret, she missed the reunion

Margaret, we never heard

What became of St Mary's glamorous girl?

Until the day at the video center

A man held a tape with a girl on the cover

In bad lingerie on a Cadillac fender

Ooh Margaret, Dear Margaret



Doo, doo, doo (etc)

Such a lucky girl

Doo, doo, doo (etc)

Our St Mary's girl

Doo, doo, doo (etc)

How could I ever forget,

Margaret