Writing what you say and saying it all back to you

Mayonnaise and Malaise to go

The catcher in the rye caught a catch 22

Keep it at a pace - My life is like a crawl to me

Catatonic face - I'm marking time randomly

Mayonnaise and Malaise to go





Dull and null and void and all my best instincts stink

They pay me by the hour and I don't even have to think

Charismatic bore and I don't wanna work no more

I'm gonna kill the next customer who walks in the door

Mayonnaise and Malaise to go





It's really something to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

We've passed our prime in record time

I never thought we'd fall so low

We've come this far to sell your cars

I want all my unease to go





It's really something, to be twenty-nothing

I feel my place is so secure

A culture spot that I have got

So glad to be unsure

I've come to resent what I represent

I'd like to smack that smile off your face

But for my angst I must say thanks

So good to be put in my place





Mayonnaise and Malaise to go





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