It's been rough and rocky travelin',

But I'm finally standin' upright on the ground.

After takin' several readings,

I'm surprised to find my mind`s still fairly sound.



I guess Nashville was the roughest,

But I know I said the same about them all.

We received our education

In the cities of the nation, me and Paul.



Almost busted in Laredo,

But for reasons that I'd rather not disclose,

But if you're stayin' in a motel there and leave,

Just don't leave nothin' in your clothes.



And at the airport in Milwaukee,

They refused to let us board the plane at all,

They said we looked suspicious,

But I believe they like to pick on me and Paul.



I guess Nashville was the roughest,

But I know I said the same about them all.

We received our education

In the cities of the nation, me and Paul.