WELL I HOPE THAT THE TRAIN FROM CARRIBOU MAINE

RUNS OVER YOUR NEW LOVE AFFAIR

AND YOU WALK THE FLOOR FROM DOOR TO DOOR

AND PULL OUT YOUR PEROXIDE HAIR

YOU NEVER WAS MY WOMAN, YOU WERE NEVER TRUE

AND ALL IN ALL, IF THE CURTAIN SHOULD FALL

I HOPE THAT IT FALLS ON YOU

(CHORUS)

THEN I WOULD HAVE SWEET, SWEET, SWEET MENTAL REVENGE

YES I WOULD HAVE SWEET, SWEET, SWEET MENTAL REVENGE



I HOPE THAT THE FRIEND THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF WITH

GETS DRUNK AND LOSES HIS JOB

AND THAT THE ROAD THAT YOU'RE TRAVELING ON

GETS ROUGH, ROCKY AND HARD

YOU NEVER REALLY LOVED ME, YOU ONLY MADE ME BLUE

AND ALL IN ALL, IF THE CURTAIN SHOULD FALL

I HOPE THAT IT FALLS ON YOU