His heart organ was where it should be

His brain was in his arse

His hand was well out of his pocket

His psyche's in the hearth

Had a beard which was weird

Some time ago heard Ramones in '81

Has a Spanish guitar

Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!

Spanish guitar doesn't get far

In computer teaching job

His dreamgirl sings adverts for the Weetabix

A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey

Who's causes and rags were phoenix-like

They were do-do like

They were comfort blanket type

Pho-do in fact

Pho-do in fact

Pho-do in fact

He had a weak pisser

And one night at darts match

Decadent sandwich quaff

He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre

Saw Not the Nine O'Clock News History of the World Part One

Twice each at least

Twice each at least

Twice each at least

Mere pseud mag editor's father (x12)