Cledus T. JuddChris Clark, Cledus Crap Anthems (SESAC)Of Music, Inc. (SESAC)



Twas the fight before Christmas

When all through the house

No furniture left standing, no TV or couch

Our aquarium, heck they even knocked over my Chia Pet

MeMaw was flung 'cross the room by her hair

By her sister Ethel who never fought fair



LET'S GET READY TO TUMBLE!!!!!!!



The children all wrestled and jumped off the beds

Dropping elbows and knees on each other's heads

And MaMaw wth her frying pan and Pa with his bat

Cleared half the room in ten seconds flat

The whole brawl began from an innocent matter

When Aunt Flo thought Eugene said