Announcer: And next the men of the Second Armoured Division regale us with their famous close order swanning about.



Sergeant: Squad... Camp it ... up!



(chanting like a military march drill, they mince in unison)



Oooh get her! Whoops!

I've got your number ducky.

You couldn't afford me, dear. Two three.

I'd scratch your eyes out.



Don't come the brigadier bit with us, dear,

We all know where you've been, you military fairy!



Whoops, don't look now girls,

The major's just minced in

With that dolly colour sergeant,

Two, three, ooh-ho!