I've been watching my TV

It's got a hundred different stations

They all look the same to me

Now I'm ready for a new sensation



I'm getting ready for the big time

Someday I'm going to be in big time news

Don't have to take it when you're big time

Someday you'll call me Mr. Big Time too



In the big reclining chair

With a cold six pack of beer

You've got a front row seat

Lean back and put up you're feet

Man, the future is looking bright from here



I'm getting ready for the big time

Someday I'm going to be in big time news

I can taste it, I'll be prime time

Someday I'm going to be in big time news

Don't have to take it when you're big time

Someday you'll call me Mr. Big Time too



I'm getting ready for the big time

Someday I'm going to be in big time news

Ain't going to waste it when I'm big time

I'll be ready for it, bing, bang, boom

I can taste it, I'll be prime time

Someday I'm going to be in big time news

Don't have to take it when you're big time

Someday you'll call me Mr. Big Time too