Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm - Weird Al Yankovic



Once, there was this kid who

Took a trip to Singapore

and brought along his spray paint

And when he finally came back

He had cane marks all over his bottom

He said that it was from

When the warden whacked it so hard



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Once there was this girl who

Swore that one day she would

be a figure skating champion

And when she finally made it

She saw some other girl who was better

And so she hired some guy to

Club her in the kneecap



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They got paid for their sound bytes

And sold their TV movie rights



And then, there was this guy who

Made his wife so mad one night

that she cut off his weiner

And when he finally came to

He found that Mr. Happy was missing

He couldn't quite explain it

It'd always just been there



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