Monday morning i woke up late. I feel like shit and

i can't see straight One last drink was a bad idea i'm

on the bowl with diarrhea Out the door in a fog barked

at by the neighbors dog forgot my keys i went back

inside I got a flat so i can't ride The phone rings AW JEEZ

now what? i am an idiot so i pick it up (hello?) Now i'm

held up on my line My cretin landlord he's wasting my time

he wants his money or we go to trial HE'S GOT PENIS

ENVY DENIAL Another weekend i didn't get laid it's a

monday morning ant brigade Another weekend i didn't

get paid it's a monday morning ant brigade Fuck it all

no regrets i'm staying in and you can bet it sucks

outside in the pouring rain I'll smoke some pot and

fry my brain Thom cut the record down to the bone I'm

the sureshot rocking the microphone Another weekend i

didn't get laid it's a monday morning ant brigade I've got

the monday mornings