One for the money,

two for the show,

three to get ready,

now go kids go



I went to school six years,

but I never graduated,

'cause my parents were poor,

now I'm undereducated

like so many others,

all over the nation,

'cause the government's

saving up all the education



I am thirty, male,

common white trash,

standing in line,

with my pockets full of cash,

it was payday today,

and I'm gonna spend money,

on a bottle of booze,

to bring home for my honey



My future's all set,

I'm a part of the gang,

I make money on the street,

anytime I can,

I sell drugs to the kids,

'cause that's what pays

I make a couple a hundred,

in just one day



You see my 'vet in the drive,

at home I got a ?bitch?,

I like speeding on the highway,

iv'e got a couple of grams

do you need a woman,

a bitch,

with a ?bust? fourty-two,

just that you know,

got one for you