(Shel Silverstein)

Monterey Jack woke up in his shack on a Monday

Monterey Jack had a little bitty snack of some
elderberry wine

Monterey Jack walked down the track, all the way
to ol' Harley's shack

Stuck his knife in ol' Harley's back

And they say that's the way ol' Harley Davison
died

1...2...3...4...

Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off in a doorway

Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off with little Sarah
Lee

Ol' Jack Hoff was gettin' off when he mumbled and
stumbled and started to cough

And his vein went hard and he went soft

And they say that's the way how ol' Jack Hoff
O.G.'d

Spoken:

You mean O.D.

No.... O.G.

Oh man what's that?

That's when you O.D and you say Oh Gee!

1...2...3...4...

Tom McCann was sittin' in the sand by the ocean

Tom McCann looked into his hand and found a
jelly-roll

Tom McCann was feelin' grand, all the girls were
lickin' his hand

He's a heel but man, oh man, everybody knows that
Tom McCann's got soul

Spoken:

Its over

No it ain't

No it ain't either, here it is again

That's really the end

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