I was good at tending bar

They called me Our Lady of O'Reilly's

I could talk to me in trouble

and I know the difference between poison and truth

But I crashed my car last March

And the back was full of empty quarts of vodka

So I walk to work at midnight,

at the Donut Town down on Main St.

And the big trucks roll by

They shake the ground like thunder

But there's nothing flashing under

The Main Street sky

I won't wear the damn uniform they gave us

When you're my size, you don't wear orange

Well I may not be your beauty,

but I swear I will not be your clown

And Ginny will not fire me

I'm the only one who's here on time

So we have this little understanding

that we just don't get along

And the big trucks roll by

They shake the ground like thunder

But there's nothing flashing under

The Main Street sky

I put a pot on for the truckers

and I put one on for myself

and from 2am till 5,

I can just park it and read

And I'm going back to school

I don't care if it's a load of crap

cause my future things he's sitting at the counter

with his