it's been one year

conservatives you fear

you've done nothing

i think you need a beer

you had the master plan

millions of stoner fans

just don't inhale

you told ross to go eat shit

you told george your sick of it

just don't inhale

one day you're young and glad

next day you're as old as dad

what's up with that health care

eased everyone's scare

i still can't get over your hair

what's up with that?

time's up mr. bill

your crusty daughter gives me the chills

she looks like she was incested

your wife's got bigger balls than you