Mr briggs is on holiday

But he stays in his room

He's too cold to go out for his evening smoke

The lady down the hallway

Is deaf and dumb to what you say

She's too busy dreaming of chihuahua dog

Say goodbye

Slowly drift away

To somewhere

Mr briggs needs sleep now

He's been up for a week

He can hear a buzz buzz buzzing in his head

He has a three-bar heater

But it can't keep him warm

If he bought another then he'd have three more

Say goodbye

Slowly drift away

To somewhere

Mr briggs while on holiday

Never left his bed

Walked around in circles but only in his head

The lady down the hallway

Is running out of pills

She could pull herself together but she knows she never will

Say goodbye

Somewhere