He remains defiant to the cause

Though he never quite knew what it was

He's working hard for the man upstairs

Seen him once, he's losing his hair



Mr. important, he's better than you

Index and quotient, he knows what to do.

Socially impotent, he drinks with the lads,

Mr. important, in bachelor pads



His parents would be very proud

If only he stood out from the crowd

And made a name that was his own

No corporation, just his alone



Mr. important...etc



But mum and dad, they were so sad

When he lost the job, the bachelor pad.

And he just went back home to stay

Now mum and dad want him away



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