Performed by adam sandler and steve koren



[phone rings]

[mr. spindel picks it up]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

Student: [whispering] "hey mr. spindel. how's algebra class going?" [chuckling]

Mr spindel: "whut!?"

Student: [whispering] "you're in for a big surprise tommorrow during 5th period!" [chuckling]

Mr spindel: "hey! who is this!"

[student hangs up phone]



[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "who is this!?"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "answer me!"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "who is this!?"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "for god's sake! who are you!?"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[dial tone]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[dial tone]



[operator recording playing "if you'd like to make a call..."]

Mr spindel: "who is that!?"

[recording continues]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[recording continues]

Mr spindel: "who are you!?"

[recording continues]

Mr spindel: "please answer me!"

[silence]



[bleeping noise]

Mr spindel: "oh god! who is this!?"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "please stop it! why are you doing this!?"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "why!? why!?"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "just tell me your name."

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "please."

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "i'm gonna hang up!"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "i'm warning you!"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "hullo!"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "whoever this is, i'm gonna hang up!"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "that's it!"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "damn you kids!!"

[bleeping]

Mr spindel: "damn you!!"

[slams down phone]



[phone rings]

[mr. spindel picks it up]

Mr spindel: "hullo?"

Ted: "yeah, bill."

Mr spindel: "oh, ted!"

Ted: "i've been trying to get through to you forever. who have you been talking to?"

Mr spindel: "i don't know. so help me god! i don't know!"


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