Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor

Make me look real good because Im

going for a ride

Hey Mr. Embalmer I did a number with my revolver

Can you put my head together, cause Im going

for a ride

Im going for a ride, Im going to the show

So everyone I know, so everyone will go

"He looks real good man, he never looked better,

its just a shame that that fool could not

forget her."

My skull is shattered, but that really doesnt matter

I know that you can fix it, you can do anything

Fill my veins with Wild Turkey

just in case I get real thirsty

That needle is awful big man, I hope it

doesnt sting

Hey Mr. Undertaker put pennies on my eyes

Do a good show tonight so everybody cries

Hey Mr. Undertaker do me a big favor

Make me look real good cause Im gonna

meet my maker

And that picture in my wallet, if she comes to see

Hey Mr. Undertaker make her cry for me

Do me a favor, Mr. Undertaker

Make me look good cause Im going for a ride.

Hey Mr. Undertaker