Hey, Mr. Universe, can you help me please?

I'm only seven stone two

When I'm on the beach, the girls stay out of reach

They all want someone like you



You've got to help me, please Mr. Universe

Don't tell me that I'm just a hopeless case

Don't let me down now, please Mr. Universe

I'm sick of getting sand thrown in my face



Mr. Universe, you know it's getting worse

I need your seven-day plan

I'm thinner every day, before I waste away

I need a muscle-bound man