Mtv makes me wanna smoke crack

Fall out of the window and i'm never comin back

Mtv makes me wanna get high

Can't get a ride no matter how i try

And everything's perfect

And everything's bright

And everyone's perky

And everyone's uptight

I watch those videos

I watch 'em all day........

And i plug 'em in my eyeballs--

Hey hey



And the colors are nice

And the pictures are nice

And the girls are nice

Everything's so nice

I said mtv makes me wanna smoke crack

Fall out of the window and i'm never comin back

Mtv makes me wanna get high

Can't get a ride, can't get a ride

Can't get a ride, can't get a ride



Well i work at the video store makin change

And i'm countin out the pennies twistin in my brains

Condos in the distance and smog in the air

No one in the streets and no one anywhere

And i drink what i drink and i eat from a can

And i'm standing near the microwave

'til i feel special

Now i'm checkin out the furniture, i wanna buy some

Might buy a wheelchair and roll out of this town

Yeah, and mtv makes me wanna smoke crack

Fall out of the window and i'm never comin back

Mtv makes me wanna get high

Can't get a ride, can't get a ride

Can't get a ride, can't get a ride

Can't get a ride, can't get a ride

Mtv makes me wanna burn flesh!

Having an orgy down in the satellite dish!!!



(coughing)