He's a muscleman, Such a muscleman

Muscle up to him, He'll let you rub his tan

He's a muscleman, Such a muscleman

Muscle in with him, He'll let you hold his hand



I'm now an apple, that suits me fine

And I'm out of time, But we'll all be fine

And now I'm knackered and feeling kind

But I'm not even worth a dime

And that suits me fine, And that suits me fine



Chorus



He's a muscleman, Such a muscleman

He's a muscleman, Yeah, he's my muscleman



I'm not an apple in a line, I'm in that way inclined

For God's sake be mine, And please don't go blind

Cos I've got this apple, And it needs a habit

And now I'm out of time, But you're a friend of mine

And we'll both be fine, And not out of line

Again you'll be mine, And that suits me fine

Yeah that suits me fine, He's a muscleman...

He's my muscleman