Im never bored when im with u

we're pal we're buddies through an through

i wish i knew what to buy for u

on your birthday



Our friendship goes against the grain

ive seen u swell up in the rain

i saw u didnt see your pain

was it termites?



Its never hard to talk to u

though u stop me with your silence

i feel so naughty hiding here

for your happy face is guidance



My Best Freind Plank

My Best Friend Plank

My Best Friend Plank



Sitting the so silently

what could u be thinking

your not saying i wont ask

is that sealent that youre drinking?



Man youre hammered nailed u pal

Al Gores wifes name is tipper

I knew wed be best friends for life

when i save u from that chipper



My Best Friend Plank

My Best Friend Plank

My Best Friend Plank



oooh Plank count the rings,count the rings

oooh Plank count the rings'count the rings



I walk on the 7 seas

but sawdust always makes me wheeze

i net your mom and dad the trees

but please dont get Dutch elm disease



My Best Friend Plank

My Best Friend Plank

My Best Friend Plank

Youre My Best Friend Plank!