(Music and Lyrics by Chris Telkes)



If you want to use your dick

As your little weapon

Maybe I'll just get my gun

And use it as a dick

Shove the barrel in your mouth

Mechanized erection

Blow my load all down your throat

With my 12 gauge-pump-slug-spitting-prick



With my 12 gauge-pump-slug-spitting-prick



Watch the fucker beg for life

Watch his eyes get big and wide

Watch him take back what he said

My little bitch, just about dead



Watch him take back what he said

Yeah, that's what I figured

Put the barrel to his head

And pull the trigger

Pull the trigger seven times

And then it's over

Pieces of him through the room

And that lovely gunshot odor



My bitch took a bullet in the head for god

My bitch has gone insane

My bitch took a bullet in the head for god

I never asked for this kind of thing



I see you running from me

I see you crawling to him

Now you've just got to believe

But you can't, and you don't

So I win Harris and Klebold and me



Harris and Klebold and me

Harris and Klebold and me

Setting all your dead souls free