You're a mean one, Mr. GrinchYou really are a heel,You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch,You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!



You're a monster, Mr. Grinch,Your heart's an empty hole,Your brain is full of spiders, you have garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch,I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!



You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch,You have termites in your smile,You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch,Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile!



You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch,You're the king of sinful sots,Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch,You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!





You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch,With a nauseous super