My kind of bitch ain't like your bitch

Cuz my bitch don't bitch at all

My bitch don't blink, she don't even think

About money or fuckin mall



My kind of bitch don't fix her hair

She don't care about what she wears

Cuz she's much too busy pulling the worms

Out her butt, she ain't bathed in years



My kind of bitch, I'll never forget

We forced met on a Oujia board

Miss Crabber Damned, she would chew on snakes

And swallow a ninja sword



I said, "hey bitch, how do you do?

Some fucks call me Violent J"

She picked her nose and flicked it at me

Smiled and was on her way, my kind of bitch



My kind of bitch

My kind of bitch don't fix her hair

She don't care about what she wears

My kind of bitch don't fix her hair

She don't care about what she wears

Fuck that!



My kind of bitch has a hole in her neck

And has to talk like this "I love you"

She can drink through it, ya get used to it

It whistle every time we kiss



My kind of bitch gots one good tittie

The other one's skinny and red

She can make the one jiggle

The other one don't do shit but just sit their dead



My kind of bitch has a wooden eye

With a nail sticking half way out

It once caught a fire and we all had to spit

In her face just to put it out



My kind of bitch is a little loopy

And her ass might droop a bit

But I scoop that loop and fold the flop

And I fuck that pile of shit, my kind of bitch



My kind of bitch

My kind of bitch gots one good tittie

The other one's skinny and red

My kind of bitch gots one good tittie



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