Well I met a girl

but she doesn't work here

and she was the one I could keep



the last thing I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR-

through the smoke from the tires of her jeep



I'm lucky that the turnover's high

cause things are never boring

cause everyone is humping

everyone- at my restaurant



Everyone here wants me to date the waitress

who just moved here from Vermont

and now that I did... everyone who works here

is doin' someone from the restaurant



now everyone i'm talkin' about

knows everything I do or say

cause everyone is humping

everyone at my restauraunt



saturday! and she's gotta work

only place we can meet is the walk-in-fridge

she gets off late - and now I wanna be there

drinkin' after hours



well I met a girl but she doesnt work here

she was the one i could keep



the last that I saw was a sticker -NO FEAR-

throught the smoke from the tires of her jeep



now everyone I'm talkin' about

knows everything I do or say

cause everyone is humping everyone

at my restaurant (x4