Mystery achievement

Don't breathe down my neck no

I got no trophies on display

I sign them away

I mean what the heck

All of your promises

Don't fill me with pride no

I just wanna get out on the floor

And do the cuban slide, slide, slide, slide



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But every day, every nighttime I find

Mystery achievement

You're on my mind

And every day, every nighttime I feel

Mystery achievement you're so unreal



Mystery achievement

Where's my sandy beach? yeah

I had my dreams like everybody else

But they're out of reach

I said right out of reach

I could ignore you

Your demands are unending

I got no tears on my ice cream but you know me

I love pretending



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