The city council met last night the vote was one to six Denying access to our

town by TV's "G.E. Smith" The Mayor cited nightmares had by his daughter

Eileen She dreamed that ugly fucker's face popped out the friggin' screen

Chorus: They said no, they said no way. Not in my Back yard he can not stay

That eyesore is a stain upon our nation If you think he's livin' by me there's

no way G.E. felt the set back but refusing to surrender He bought a house

disguised as the guitarist of the Pretenders But at the party we like to throw

for new homeowners we caught him when he couldn't play the lead from "Tattooed

Love Boys" Chorus A man has got the right to homestead anywhere he can but

that just begs the question, What exactly is a man? Blond Frankenstein with

Dutchboy hair would hardly qualify So we must live free of this Hall & Oats

reject or die Chorus