I pull the blinds then I take my clothes off

Dance around the house like nature boy

My genitalia and pectoral muscles aren't quite what I would like them to be

But you don't see me

No one can see me



I pull my blinds

Fill out my income tax form

Pen in hand I write so legibly

I have my kitty. His name is Allowishus, I stroke him

But you don't see me

No one should see me



I pull the blinds

For the sun glares off my tele and I find it quite so irritating

I have my videos-loads of Ren and Stimpy

Bottom-a bit of pornography

But you don't see me

No one should see me



Well, I've been known to tell a tale

in two and three and four, and I've been

Persecuted since I sailed in thorugh the door,

and I've been known to sing a song in three

and four and five, and I've been getting my

ass chewed, since the day arrived here.....

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