She said "It's just a woman thing" and pulled out of the drive

I said not to worry I'm an understanding guy.

I've heard that when you love someone, you gotta let em go.

She hollered "When I find myself you'll be the first to know."

Ooh No news



I learned to do the laundry, feed the cat, and clean the house.

I promised to be patient while she worked her problems out.

When she packed her bags, her destination wasn't clear;

But I sensed that her intentions were honest and sincere.

Ooh No news



She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been.

Send a pigeon, send a fax; Write it on a post-it pad.

Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code.

I'd prefer a bad excuse to no news



Her mama's been a little vague as to her whereabouts.

Her sister says "I'm certain your romance is headed south."

I don't have a single doubt that she's still in love;

My level of anxiety is just a product of

Ooh No news



She could telephone, tell a friend, tell a lie about where she's been.

Send a pigeon, send a fax; Write it on a post-it pad.

Send a signal up in smoke, tap it out in Morse Code.

I'd prefer a bad excuse



She missed her bus, missed her plane; surely this can be explained.

Lost her car at the mall; got locked in a bathroom stall.

Join A Colt, Join The Klan; on the road with Pearl Jam.

Buried with The Grateful Dead; Came back as a Parrot Head.

Got derailed, got de-iced; offered as a sacrifice.

FBI, CIA; if they've seen her they ain't saying.

No news

Still no news