Won't see me on my knees

Take my soul and save it, please

Ten hail Mary's for my sin

Paying heaven to get in

Got no money for your basket

A million times you can ask it

Find your bible far too odd

Ain't got time for your god

I've made my decision

Don't want your religion

No more church-bound prison

Or jerry falwell television

Don't forget, he's coming back

So put your dollars in the stack

The second coming's getting close

So pay up now and get the most

Form a line for all to pay

And do the same next Sunday

Step right up and clean your soul

Single file, young and old

I've made my decision

Don't want your religion

No more church-bound prison

Or jerry falwell television

Wash your brain, a strange obsession

You're an angel, post confession

Holy book tells right from wrong

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