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I crossed the desert in a fiery storm

My mind was flooded and my shirt was torn

I lost my shoes in the sand and the rain

The force of nature is a double eyed star



And the sign said as I fell over from the heat...

No shirt, no shoes, no service.



I was born naked and free

Then all those restrictions were placed on me

I could not protect myself from vanity

If this is progress, why don't we regress



And the sign said as I lost my head...

No shirt, no shoes, no service.



Maybe you should be on time

Maybe you should read the sign

Maybe you're afraid of trying

Get in line and stop your crying



I jumped out of the plane because I thought I could fly

I ripped my cord it felt good to die

Oh what a thrill now I'm hungry and cold

I better get dressed I got to look my best



And the sign said as I dropped my pants...

No shirt, no shoes, no service.



Maybe you should be on time

Maybe you should read the sign

Maybe you're afraid of trying

Get in line and stop your crying