c) War Pidgeon 1994.

(Spead metal version)





Out last night

Drinking way too much

No place left to go



Driving drunk

Up and down the street

Going really slow



It's 4am

I spot a bar

I have to go inside



Topless chicks

Flashing breasts

All of them with pride



(Chorus)

There are no two

nipples alike

no two nipples alike

Look far and near

They'll disapear

But no two are alike



I sat down

By the stage

To watch the chicks dance by



Not one, not two

But twenty five

Really caught my eye



Big busty blonde

Danced my way

To show me what she had



She shook her breasts

In my face

Man that made me glad



Next came by

The small brunette

With hooters extraordinaire



Then came red

Who shook so well

My lust I did declare



(Chorus)

There are no two

nipples alike

no two nipples alike

Look far and near

They'll disapear

But no two are alike



There were twenty five

Lovely pairs

Of hearty, bouncy mounds



I saw them all

Small and large

Even pointy and round



Big nipples

Small nipples

Aereolas to spare



I watched them all

Until the dawn

I had an evil stare



With a gleam

In my eye

I finally stopped to think



No two were the same

In this place

With breast on the brink



(Chorus)

There are no two

nipples alike

no two nipples alike

Look far and near

They'll disapear

But no two are alike