Now this may sound disgusting an' like very gross

But it's sure to have your trippin'

So y'all listen close

It's not bright as the sun or sweet like sugar

But it's rather on the bug tip and it's called Pickin' Boogers

Now what I'm emceein' might not seem kosher to you

But it's still somethin' we all have to do

So go up your nose with a finger or two

And pull out one or a crusty crew

Yo, don't try to front like it's so gloomy and gray

'Cause we all pick our boogers sometime every day

Whether out in the open or on a sneak tip

With a finger, tissue, or even a Q-Tip

Take it from the Biz Markie because I'm jokin'

And also, remember this slogan