I got an invitation to go to anarchy camp

There will be twistin', fistin', biting, fighting all in an evening

The soundtrack will go multi platinum

Barbecue a bocca while the effergies burn

You may not wanna stay to see how we take care of a turncoat

Christiana's kinda far away so come a long with me

We can dance and trip and be anarchists

We gotta get the manual and put it in the oven 'til it cooks

Then we're gonna take the ashes to the wassail in the bay



Rules of anarchy camp: reckless abandonment,

Random acts of dumbness will be rewarded

If you see somebody taking charge, you'll be expected to beat them

Cuz everyone who's no one, will be participating

No one who is someone, will ever get to know the joys of anarchism,

Destruction of the system



So come along with us

Salad days and nights on the anarchaic bus

We're gonna pick up indigents and crusties and a half a dozen nuts

And we're never coming home



Underwater basket-weaving

Meth-amphetamine symposiums

African killer spelling bees

Bowling in ice hockey rinks

Anarchy camp's never inert (you think we dont know that)

Not much fun 'til someone gets hurt

So we're greasing up the rusty vert ramp

Time to make some reservations for next years anarchy camp