I, I met a girl

She was standing on the dance floor of the club

She was a very very pretty girl.

So I went up and talked to her

And when you share you thoughts with someone

You feel close to them.

(Chorus)

Nose ring girl, I love you

Nose ring girl, I want you I want you I want you!

(Chorus)

Yeah she had pretty hair, beautiful eyes.

Dalmation jacket, dalmation jacket.

And she was the kind of girl you'd give up eating meat for,

No more salomi, no more steak or potatoes.

Yeah you would walk on down to the health food store

And buy her hummus, and tabulis, and bobbagunush, and

Ricecakes ricecakes ricecakes!

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As it turns out,

She was the cousin of the Ex-girlfriend of my good friend Steve,

My very good friend Steve

But she didn't like me

She said I was a drunkerd, and alchoholic, a weirdo, a freak!!!

Freak?

Nose ring, (Chorus)

Nose ring girl, I love you

Nose ring girl, I want you (x20