In a way, I really don't know much at all

And if you say that I'm simple, you're on the ball

On the ball to say that I'm going nowhere

But I'm going nowhere with love



They all say that I'm not impressive at best

That's O.K., I've got nobody to impress

My impression is they'd rather be elsewhere

Oh, I'm staying nowhere with love



Well, it's better to be happy in a cardboard shack

Than to be alone in a castle

All you get for your money is a heart attack

I'd just as soon alleviate the hassle



Every day, I watch the go-getters go by

Even they say the ladder is much too high

Why should I go high, I'm happy below there

Right here in nowhere with love