I'm nuclear infected

I really don't mind

I just go out when the sun goes down

And have a real good time.



I can clear out any ballgame

In a minute and a half

Just show up - glow up

And have a real good laugh



When I'm happy I glow yellow

When I'm sad I glow blue

And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you



I'm nuclear infected

Really ain't that bad

In fact it's about the best time

I guess I ever had



I'm nuclear infected

Looking for a mate

So slip on something lead, babe

And go out on a date



When I'm happy I glow yellow

When I'm sad I glow blue, yeah

And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you



Nuclear infected....... don't make me angry

Nuclear infected....... don't make shake

Nuclear infected....... don't get me to sneeze

Nuclear infected....... that's a big mistake



I want to live on Three Mile Island

Where things are clean and neat

'Cause we don't have no health freaks

Clutterin' up our streets

I'm nuclear infected, I need something to eat

A China Syndrome Salad with plutonium and cheese.



When I'm happy I glow yellow

When I'm sad I glow blue

And I glow red hot when I'm in bed with you