He don't leave when it's time to go.

He don't leave at the end of the show.

He's no friend an acquaintance at best.

A scary guy in a leather vest.



Cause he's a nuisance. (oh yeah)

Nuisance (well you know)

Nuisance (one more time)

Nuisance



When he speaks it's a scary sound.

It's hard to keep him from hanging around.

Girls won't give him the time of day.

They just hope he'll go away.



Cause he's a nuisance. (oh yeah)

Nuisance (well you know)

Nuisance (one more time)

Nuisance



Why won't he go away.

Why does he always stay.



Cause he's a nuisance. (one more time)

Nuisance (well you know)

Nuisance (Oh)

Nuisance



I wish he would move to another place.

Or at least get out of my face.

It seems that there is nothing left to do.

I wish he would just get a clue.



Cause he's a nuisance. (oh yeah)

Nuisance (well you know)

Nuisance (oh)

Nuisance



Why won't he go away.

Why does he always stay.



Cause he's a nuisance. (hey)

Nuisance (well)

Nuisance (one more time)

Nuisance