Number Fifteen Sunscreen

Jan Harmon



In case of a nuclear attack

Before you evacuate

The EPA has said you will not be dead

If you follow this advice they advocate



( Chorus )

Rub on number 15 sunscreen

Call your mother

Cover up the pool

Get your kids home from school

Wear your sunglasses

Put on clean underwear

Return all library books

And water the plants



Remember your insurance doesn't pay

For nuclear damage to your car

So push it off a cliff or a mountain if

You feel annihilation isn't far



Be sure to leave a forwarding address

For your local post office's file

For in a holocaust all your mail could get lost

And end up in the dead-letter pile



Cancel your American Express

For fear of a nuclear mania

For you may be vaporized on Chicago's South Side

But your card could still end up in Lithuania



Medicare will cover all your costs

If you happen to be over sixty-five

Or if you're on vacation when you die of radiation

You'll be promptly paid, if you're still alive



(Repeat last verse and chorus, omitting last line)

@peace

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