i joined a gym,

although its not punk at all,

but i gotta look good and lower my cholesterol.

there's one girl i want to notice me.

i'll have a slightly better chance if my body is buff you see.

i'm being obsessive, B-E obsessive.

her name is enya, for her, im running this mile,

and it will upset my parents that i am stalking a gentile.

i'm willing to do anything, i'll be her slave.

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