The first bite of the apple made Eve smart

The second bite taught her how to break men's hearts

The third bite taught her how to strut her stuff

But she never got to the fourth bite, that says :

Enough is enough

Enough is enough, I've had enough of you

You can keep your dresses, you can keep your jewels

You can keep the color TV, those soaps just make me sick

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick

My red joystick, my red joystick

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick

My red joystick, my red joystick

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick

Eve kissed Able, that's how he got murdered by Cain

Abraham gave up his son, to keep his wife away

And even the Load almighty, speaking from the trenches to the pits

Spoke for all of mankind, when he said

Take the Porsche, take the kids, take the stocks

Take the rugs, take those roses from my poor heart wilting

But, please, please, please

Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick

Leave me my red joystick, leave me my red joystick

Eve drank apple cider, Eve brewed good apple wine

Eve cooked up stewed apples, knew how to have a good time

She came into the bathroom, raised her skirts up high

She said, 'If a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, baby

Give me a piece before I die

Hey, Eve take a bite of my apple

I know you think you're pretty slick

The one thing I ask you to leave me is my red joystick

My red joystick, my red joystick

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick

My red joystick, my red joystick

All I'm asking you leave me, is my little red joystick

My red joystick