Peter Parker was pitiful

Couldn't have been any shyer

Mary Jane still wouldn't notice him

Even if his hair was on fire



But then one day he went to that science lab

That mutated spider came down

Oh, and now Peter crawls over everyone's walls

And he's swingin' all over town



La li la, li de da

La la, li le la da dum



Sling us a web, you're the Spider-Man

Sling us a web tonight

'Cause we're all in the mood for a hero now

And there's evil doers to fight



Now Harry the rich kid's a friend of his

Who horns in on Mary Jane

But to his great surprise it seems she prefers guys

Who can kiss upside down in the rain