When I say it's day

you say it's night

When I say it's black

you say it's white

Tell me

What's wrong with you Baby?



When I say it's left

you say it's right

But when you say it,

you say it for spite

Gee whiz! What is wrong with you?

Why can't I get along with you?



At times I ought to hate you,

You make me feel so blue

But honest I can't hate you

when you smile at me the way you do

Oh, My Goodness!



Sometimes I want to leave you,

You tell such awful lies

But I could never leave you

when I look into those great big eyes

Oh, My Goodness!



I love you do you love me?

Honey if you don't, why don't cha?

Honey, if you won't, why won't cha?

Am I gonna have trouble with you?



I really ought to scold you

You'll have me old and grey

But when it's time to scold you

I hold you in my arms and say

oh my, oh my,

Oh, My Goodness!