Haji was a punk just like any other boy - And he never had no trouble until he started up his Oi band, - safe in the garage or singing in the tub. - Till Haji went to far and he plugged in at the pub - Twas a cold Christmas eve when Trevor and the skins - popped in for a pint and to nick a back of crisps - Trevor liked the music but not the Unity - So he unwound Haji's turban and knocked him to his knees - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - Haji was a bloody mess, he ran out thru the crowd - he said "we'll meet again we are bloody but not unbowed" - Trevor called his bluff and told him where to meet - Christmas day on the roof down 20 Oxford street - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!" - On the roof with the nun chucks Trevor broke a lot of bones - But Haji had a sword like that guy in Indiana Jones - Police sirens wailing, a bloody dying man, - Haji was alone and abandoned his band - Trevor was there fading and still so full of hate - when the skins left him there and went down the fire escape - But then Haji saw the north star shining more then ever - So he made a tourniquet from his turban saving Trevor - the repelled down the roof with the rest of the turban - and went back to the pub where they bought each other bourbon - If god came down on Christmas Day - I know exactly what he'd say - He'd say "Oi to the punks and Oi to the skins- - but Oi to the world and everybody wins!"