My friend and I were watching TV

and we saw some old boxing footage

What ever happened to Howard Cosell?

I hope his sores are healing well.

The fruits of his labors are stored in the case.

Would you undress for the faintest of tastes?

Sounds like a waste.

All he's got, he's got to sell.

His life is fun

or maybe just funny.

Whites are hard, yolks are runny